You know you are getting old when...

1)Minesweeper is the best game in the world. 2)You resign to the fact that the bus doesn't stop when you flag it, while the driver looks at you in the eye; and you don't swear, but sigh softly. 3)Walking around town or in unknown housing estates aimlessly doesn't bother you; in fact you enjoy it. 4)Your younger brother has more piercings, smoked more cigarettes than you. And probably got laid already. 5)You wish you learnt your dialect when you were a boy. 6)You start to dress like your father. 7)You can't hear properly. (Come again?) 8)You despise the actions of your own generation and generations before you. 9)You refer to your Legion juniors as 'My boys' or 'My kids'. 10) And not forgetting, you sigh wistfully when an old flame remembers your birthday. 19 years Lord, 19 years and counting Lord..